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Musical endorsements

Gordon Brown as Mr Dire StraitsI was reading that Mariah Carey’s new album comes with a 34-pages booklet produced by Elle magazine, with ads from the likes of Elizabeth Arden and the Bahamas Tourism Board.

This is obviously a move intended to push Mariah’s fans to buy the CD instead of downloading it online.

So far we were used to celebrities endorsing products and politicians, and this comes to reverse the roles in a very interesting way…which got me thinking of how else this new style of promotion could work for other artists and bands.

These are my suggestions:

  • Dire Straits could very appropriately be endorsed by Gordon Brown
  • The Who would be backed by the new president of the EU, Mr. …hmmm… what was his name?
  • The UK’s Meteorological Department should support Scottish band Wet Wet Wet
  • Any Electricity Authority in the world could sponsor AC/DC
  • English rock band The Clash would get the ideal endorsement from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
  • Merrill Lynch could suitably support American band The Pretenders
  • Silvio Berlusconi could throw his millions behind The Kinks
  • Chrysler’s new ads should all be played to the tunes of The Grateful Dead

and

  • The new agreement following the forthcoming UN Climate Conference in Copenhagen should be printed to be distributed with a CD including the best of Blind Faith

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Shush shush tweet tweet

twitter meltdownMost of you probably experienced yesterday what was one the largest cyber attacks ever.  If not the most damaging it was certainly one of the most targeted, as it focused on social media websites.

Facebook was terribly slow all day, Twitter went completely down, and sites such as YouTube and Google’s Blogger were also affected.

And the rumor goes that it was all a plot to silence one blogger from writing posts on the Russian-Georgia conflict!

I really love a good conspiracy theory.  It makes me smile.

I also love the way some bloggers described the “crisis” as the morning when civilization almost ground to a halt as Twitter was hit by hackers.  It makes me chuckle.

And what I love most of it all is the way some people were posting on the few sites that were still up and running during the event on how they felt miserable, useless and how much they missed their Twitter friends.  It makes me want to laugh hysterically.

But the fact is that Twitter was launched in July 2006 and Facebook was launched in March 2007.  Which means that civilization started only three years ago and by definition (of those Twitter-lovers, not me) we must have been all useless and miserable before that!

Not sure if I was less civilized and more useless then.  But certainly I cannot be really miserable anymore with all that smiling, chuckling and laughing that the social media meltdown has brought to my life since yesterday!

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Let’s make frog soup

So the French came up with the stupid idea that all flights to Mexico from the European Union should be banned to help curb the spread of swine flu.

Of course all European airlines reacted angrily to this and I join them happily in their revolt against the French request. No, really. Can someone explain to me how exactly imposing such a ban will help stop something that has already spread globally?

Have they not stopped to think for one minute that such a move would leave thousands of European tourists stranded in Mexico? Or are they stupid enough to think that any serious airline in the world would agree to having transatlantic flights with empty aircrafts just to bring back passengers?

I ignore how many Mexicans live in Europe [and how many Europeans live in Mexico], but I assume that we are well into the hundreds of thousands. And believe me; not one single one of us would like to learn that there is no way to reach Mexico and our loved ones in case of need, just because some Bachelot frog woman says so.

Fortunately, EU Health Commissioner, Cypriot Andrulla Vassiliou, said no to the French proposal for a Europe-wide ban and left each member country to impose its own restrictions.

About the only thing Mrs Vassiliou has done right so far, considering that Cyprus’ pharmacies are out of stock of Tamiflu, while we are being reassured by the EU Commission and the Cyprus government that the whole of the European Union is ready for a health emergency.

And last time I checked, Cyprus was part of the EU.

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Chicken a la carte

When the going gets tough it is very easy to forget the thousands of people who live in REALLY difficult conditions and who against all odds have the admiring capacity to find joy within their misery.

This is not about losing a job or not earning a bonus at the end of the year. This is plain and simple about survival!

Please take six minutes to watch this short film and see exactly what I mean:

Y gracias de nuevo a Griselda, co-autora honoraria de este blog, por compartir!

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Fly High Inc.

Hillary Clinton is on a two-day visit to Mexico to discuss what the U.S. has now acknowledged as a “common problem”: drug trafficking.

Does this mean that before Obama took office, the problem was seen by the gringos as one strictly confined to anything south of the border? As if once the drugs cross the Rio Grande they magically distribute themselves among the hundreds of thousands of American users, leaving the U.S. authorities free of responsibility for any of the 6,000+ drug-trade related violent acts that occurred in Mexico last year!

Not acknowledging this as a common problem would be as stupid as the persistence of my ex-boss that the only way to stop it is to legalize drugs. This is the typical opinion of those who have no idea of what goes on in the world beyond their noses, and who do not have the vision to see that there is a huge gap between theory and practice. It is also the opinion of your average cokehead.

In theory, through legalization governments would tax and regulate the drug trade and use the money generated from this to educate the public about the risks of drug-taking and to treat addicts. In theory, legalization would push prices down as drugs would become easily available and because reputable pharmaceutical companies would get involved in the development and distribution of safe and cheap alternatives.

Ha ha ha. What I would like to see is the implementation process of this theory.

Let’s say that Mexico decides to legalize drugs and by definition the drug trade. Then what? Mr. Drug Baron, who is already paying hefty bribes on both sides of the border to run his business and has a complicated network that goes all the way from producing to distributing and pushing, agrees with this ‘wonderful’ idea and goes legal?

So he registers “Fumate Un Churro S.A.” in Mexico and “Fly High Inc.” in the U.S.A. Enrolls his gangsters in the IMSS (social security), exchanges their guns for business cards, starts raising invoices, paying taxes and allowing the government to regulate the selling price of this produce? All this to see his revenues and profits plummet because the demand is not there anymore as Pfizer and Novartis are producing safer and cheaper alternatives to good’ol coke and marihuana?

Ha ha ha. Wake up and smell the coffee! Legalizing drugs without getting rid of the drug cartels first will only give users a cheaper ride to lah-lah-land and will increase the violence exponentially.

And unless you have a magic wand to transform all the bad guys into toads, I don’t really see that happening anytime soon.

Addendum 28/03/09: Since I publish this blog on Facebook, that’s where I receive a great number of comments to my posts from my closer friends. For this particular post, a good friend made a comment that I found very interesting, and I believe it deserves a place here together with my reply:

JF:

Great!!! Acknowledging that drug trafficking is a common issue is a powerful way of clearing the space for any possible further and joint collaboration between the two countries. Now, what do we want to create on this issue given the clear space we have?

My reply:

How about having the Americans commit to selling to someone else the top-notch weapons that have been empowering the drug cartels? Hey! How about giving those weapons to the Mexican drug squads instead so that they can fight on equal grounds with the gangsters? … and how about if the Americans lend us their international agents, specialized in finding the really bad guys (the ones that found Sadam Hussein, please, not the ones that are still looking for Osama Bin Laden) to locate the drug barons? This way you leave the ‘little guys’ headless and under-armed and easier to control … and then, Hillary can come down with the 3 Black Hawks she so kindly suggests to donate to fight the drug war, and can take some lovely aerial pictures of a safer Mexico.

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