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Musical endorsements
Posted by Blanca in Current affairs, Everything else on November 26th, 2009
I was reading that Mariah Carey’s new album comes with a 34-pages booklet produced by Elle magazine, with ads from the likes of Elizabeth Arden and the Bahamas Tourism Board.
This is obviously a move intended to push Mariah’s fans to buy the CD instead of downloading it online.
So far we were used to celebrities endorsing products and politicians, and this comes to reverse the roles in a very interesting way…which got me thinking of how else this new style of promotion could work for other artists and bands.
These are my suggestions:
- Dire Straits could very appropriately be endorsed by Gordon Brown
- The Who would be backed by the new president of the EU, Mr. …hmmm… what was his name?
- The UK’s Meteorological Department should support Scottish band Wet Wet Wet
- Any Electricity Authority in the world could sponsor AC/DC
- English rock band The Clash would get the ideal endorsement from Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
- Merrill Lynch could suitably support American band The Pretenders
- Silvio Berlusconi could throw his millions behind The Kinks
- Chrysler’s new ads should all be played to the tunes of The Grateful Dead
and
- The new agreement following the forthcoming UN Climate Conference in Copenhagen should be printed to be distributed with a CD including the best of Blind Faith
Teachers not allowed to visit ice-cream parlors…
Posted by Blanca in Everything else on October 3rd, 2009
It has never stopped to amaze me how fast and how much the world changes from decade to decade. And even more amazing is the speed in which we get used to those changes and easily forget that what we now take for granted was probably unthinkable and unacceptable when our grandparents or even our parents were our age.
And when it comes to life as a woman, especially as a working woman, we really have a short memory issue.
Just check below … it is a teacher’s contract drafted in Spain in 1923. It spells out a list of things that a teacher should and should not do to keep her job, and most of them do not make any sense at all!
Really, can someone explain to me what was wrong with a teacher getting married? or even more puzzling, why couldn’t a teacher visit an ice-cream parlor?
Notice that they were not allowed to drink beer, wine or whisky. Does that mean that they could drink vodka, gin and tequila?
This is the translation to English, or scroll down to see the original document in Spanish and have a good laugh:
| Stamped as a Historical Document
Castilla – La Mancha Teachers’ contract – 1923 This is an agreement between Miss_____________, teacher, and the Education Council of _______________ School, wherby Miss ____________ agrees to teach during a period of eight months starting on ______ September, 1923. The teaching council agrees to pay Miss _____________ the amount of (75) per month. Miss _____________ agrees:
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¡Gracias mamá por compartir!
Remember Ponch?
Posted by Blanca in Everything else on September 14th, 2009
While I was driving home earlier today, I looked through the rear mirror and saw two policemen riding their motorcycles one next to each other. Right there, I had this flashback that transported me to the late 70s, a silly tune started to play in my head … ta-ta-ta-tata-taaaah-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-tatatatahhhh… and I could swear that I saw Poncherello smiling back at me with that perfect Colgate smirk.
But no, unfortunately it was not a CHiPs episode. The policemen rode away and I stayed there remembering the good’ol police and detective TV shows of yesteryear.
And I realized that there are so many of them and so hard to forget!
No, really. How can anybody ever forget Max from Hart to Hart? Or the way Bruce Willis looked with hair in Moonlighting? Or Tom Selleck’s moustache in Magnum PI?
And what about Farrah Fawcett’s larger-than-life smile on Charlie’s Angels … Columbo’s cigar …. Maxwell Smart’s goofiness … Kojak’s bald head … Hawaii 5-0 intro theme …. and Quincy’s …. ehem … well, who can possibly forget Quincy?! He is the forefather of CSI after all!
I love police shows. We’ve certainly been enjoying some good stuff also in the past couple of decades: from the X-Files to NYPD Blue, Law & Order, Dexter, Prison Break and 24, just to mention a few.
So this one is for all of you who still remember the oldies and liked them as much as I did: Officers Frank “Ponch” Poncherello and Jonathan “Jon” Baker in action. (and yes, please, feel free and get the tune stuck in your head for the rest of the week…)
Of roots and wings
Posted by Blanca in Everything else on September 13th, 2009
I am reading a book by Paulo Coelho, “The Winner Stands Alone” and I have to confess that I am not enjoying it much.
He seems to jump from one thought to the next, killing the flow of the story in the process. At first I had the feeling that it was probably a translation issue, but now that I am almost half-way through the book, it simply feels like if it was written by a first-time author.
But there is one part that -although it seems like a “patch” on the plot- I really liked. It’s actually two paragraphs that I read over and over again and decided that they have more meaning than the 150 pages of the book I’ve read so far. I liked them so much that I felt compelled to close the book and write this post straight away.
One of the main characters is an Arab, Hamid, who at a time of reflection about his past and future recalls the Arabic proverb “Blessed be that which gives your children wings and roots.”
And the next two paragraphs go like this:
He needed his roots. There is a place in the world where we are born, where we learn our mother tongue and discover how our ancestors overcame the problems they had to face. There always comes a point when we feel responsible for that place.
He needed his wings too. They reveal to us the endless horizons of the imagination, they carry us to our dreams and to distant places. It is our wings that allow us to know the roots of our fellow men and to learn from them.
And by reading this my muse finally decided to come back!
So, I guess I should thank Paulo Coelho for writing those two paragraphs. They are precious … even if the rest of his book is truly appalling.
Where is my muse?!
Posted by Blanca in Everything else on August 22nd, 2009
I have just realized that this month has only one week to go and all I wrote on this blog in the whole month of August was one post … and that was already over two weeks ago!
The worst thing is that the only excuse I can think of is that I have no inspiration whatsoever! No, really. And this is a first. If there is something I usually have too much of are millions of thoughts inside my head desperately looking for a way out … and for the past year or so, I have happily found an escape route for them through this blog.
But right now, there is nothing. Zip. Nada enchilada.
My creativity has come to a halt, so I’ve decided to blame it on the fact that my muse must have taken a vacation. What else, right?
You see, EVERYBODY in this country takes a break during August, and I am sure my muse is now having a great time somewhere fun. I can see her sunbathing at a Caribbean beach or shopping till she drops in London while I am here, over-worked and wondering where she is.
“¿… a dónde a dónde a dónde estará …?”
So, if you happen to bump into her, can you please tell her to cut her vacation short and come back soon?
And to bring me a large bottle of my favorite perfume from duty free is she is so kind.

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